It crawled into my comments box, honest…

author not exactly as shownWhen your blog has been around for a while you start to attract all types of comment spam most of which links to sites offering Viagra.  I am always fascinated by the “clever” attempts on the part of the spammers to appear like legitimate comments except that they mostly bizarre. 

 

The comment spammers are attempting to link to Sparkplug to increase their search engine rankings.  The more blogs they are connected to the higher their ranking, or so the theory goes.  Here at Sparkplug we believe in protecting you are loyal and faithful readers from the denizens of the spamoplex. 

 

However, in the interest of fairness to all those hardworking comment spammers I present a sampling of their messages to me. 

 

I have not edited them in any way and they appear exactly as I received them.  I have, of course, removed any links to their sites.   Their comments are intriguing, sometimes confusing and quite often bizarre.  They also, quite often, have a puzzling symmetry.

 

Enjoy.

 

“prescription deliver no vicodin”

 

“What, sir, is the use of a militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty. Rep. ELBRIDGE GERRY of Massachusetts, I annals of Congress at 750 (August 17, 1789).”

 

“For rigorous teachers seized my youth, And purged its faith, and trimmed its fire, Showed me the high, white star of Truth, There bade me gaze, and there aspire. Matthew Arnold (1822-1888), Stanzas from the Grande Chartreuse”

 

“May God bless and keep you always May your wishes all come true May you always do for others And let others do for you May you build a ladder to the stars And climb on every rung And may you stay forever young”

 

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts — Bertrand Russell”

 

Words of wisdom indeed!

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