It Crawled from my comments box Part Two…

When you have a blog it doesn’t take too long for the scam artists to find it and try to link to it via comments spam.  They apparently are trying to push their ratings up in Google by linking to as many blogs as possible.  Most of the spam is of the inane variety EG: ??????????? or in some other language, perhaps Lutonian.   Lately, however, they have become more entertaining by cribbing out of corny joke books.  So to thank them for all their hard work I present a sampling of the “jokes” that have landed in my comments box in the last week.   

  • Do you want a fresh joke from net? What’s the saddest part of the day?  Mourning.
  • I have a nice joke for you people! What’s a chimney sweep’s most common ailment? The flue.
  • Wanna very nice joke? Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he’s back!
  • I have a good fresh joke for you! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
  • Do you want a fresh joke from net? What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A HAREnet!
  • I have a good fresh joke for you! What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack and I’ll plaster you!
  • I have a fresh joke for you) Did you hear about the farmer who was found guilty of selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears!
  • Fresh joke! Where does all the pepper go? No one nose.
  • Good joke :) What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.
  • Wanna joke?) Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? He wanted a full head of hare.
  • I have a good fresh joke for you! What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A HAREnet!
  • Do you want a joke? :) What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.
  • Wanna joke?) When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.
  • I have a nice fresh joke for you people) Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!
  • I have a fresh joke for you) What do you get when you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
  • I have a joke for you =) What goes faster than a rabbit in a field? A rabbit in a blender.
  • Fresh joke! Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
  • A joke for you! What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire? A BIG pain in the neck!
  • A JOKE! ) Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? He wanted to rock and roll.
  • Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.
  • How would you clean a tuba? Try a tuba toothpaste.
  • What does it mean when the flag’s at half mast at the post office?   They’re hiring.
  • Did you hear that Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein got together for a meeting last week to discuss their common problem? They both have Kurds in their whey. (Very topical!)
  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.

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